*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
(Source: that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin)
Jul 14 19:14 with 778,432 notes
*wants body to look a certain way*
*eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*
Jul 14 19:05 with 385,559 notes
*me while losing an argument*
Ok but why are you yelling
Jul 14 19:04 with 429,689 notes
i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed
(Source: truckpussy)
Jul 14 19:01 with 351,448 notes
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true
Jul 01 18:24 with 449,122 notes
